It seems like a lifetime ago, but I remember the moment clearly. The Girl, her eyes dark and soulless in the fading daylight, wrapped her arms around me and opened her heart.
"Sheep," she said. "They're terrifying."
Ever since that moment, when the fear in her voice chilled my nuts, I've dedicated my entire being to the study of sheep, their dark arts and their true nature. And now it's time for the world to learn the truth.
Mild mannered, fluffy walking balls of wool. Or sinister, scheming agents of sheepiness? Here, at the Terrifying Nature of Sheep, prepare to be enlightened.
Better bring some mint sauce..
